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Salad Fingers….

Published July 22, 2013 by megawitch

Hello.

I was watching “Teens react to…” from Youtube, and I came across Salad Fingers. Holy poop!  o.o

First, I have a “like/dislike” reaction to these videos. They are so freaking weird. Holy crap! It’s like, the main character in the videos is a guy named Salad Fingers. He is a very strange character. At first he seems nice, but he’s also stupid, weird, creepy, funny, and really… unfortunate? Holy…

If you’re like me, and you like to torture yourself a bit, then you’ll watch all the videos. In a way, Salad Fingers is kind of… oblivious to everything, but he is also kind of lonely, I guess. Now, Salad fingers, I don’t know how to explain him, you watch the videos, and you’ll understand. /facepalm

If you do end up watching all 9 videos, you’ll probably be a combination of: laughing; looking at the screen with disgust; being creeped and weirded out; looking at your screen like “what the hell did I just click? OMG!”; feeling weird feelings in your stomach; your eyebrows will go down and you’ll think “this stuff is messed up!”; and you will be over-all changed forever. lol o.o

Here is episode one:

Now….. yeaaaaaaah… It is weird… O.o but this is only the first one. These videos, I find, are very addictive. You watch the first one, and you’ll want to see more, but all in the same sense, you’re scarred and don’t want to see more.

I will link the videos for people who want to see more. Be warned! It is really strange!!!

Ep. 2Ep. 3Ep. 4Ep. 5Ep. 6Ep. 7Ep. 8Ep. 9,

And I’m not sure if there is an episode 10, but honestly, I kinda don’t wanna see it… and I can’t find it anyways. hahaha! Yup… Weird and funny, and oh my goddess, what the hell did I just click!?! haha

Abercrombie & Fitch, the New Hobo Apparel.

Published May 16, 2013 by megawitch

Hai, mah fellow hobo buds!

Yesterday, at about 11:40 pm, I was still up playing WoW. Of course, my mom was on the other computer on her Facebook page and doin’ her stuff. Now as many may know, Abercrombie & Fitch only wants “cool, popular, pretty and skinny people” to wear their clothes (like Greg Karber said in his video), which is ironic, because Mike Jeffries is such a creep! Shocking! When I came to see what my mom was laughing at, she restarted a video for me to see. Wow! “Guy Gives Abercrombie & Fitch A Brand Readjustment By Giving Their Clothes To The Homeless” is a GREAT idea!

I used to like Abercrombie & Fitch. I am petite, skinny, and my mom says I’m made like a fairy. Finding clothes that fit me well are hard to find. Abercrombie had skinny jeans that were nice. I thought it was an ok store, until I heard the news… Thank you Sirens for being my new clothing store! hehe! I think giving the “mistakenly purchased” A&F clothes to the homeless is a spectacular idea! Give them to people who need it more, right? /nods head

I think, for Mike Jeffries to have the audacity to say that only “cool, popular, pretty, and skinny people” can wear their clothes, yet he is such a creep, is absolutely shocking! Pot calling the kettle black, much? Wow.

In Greg Karber’s video, he goes to used clothing stores and buys the A&F items that he can find. I thought it was really funny when he was having trouble finding some A&F clothes, so he went to the lady at the desk and asked: “Where is – like – the douchebag section?” HAHA!!! Even funnier that the clerks knew what he meant, and pointed him towards the used Abercrombie stuff. Here is the video:

We movin’ like Richard!

Published May 8, 2013 by megawitch

Hi, hi, hi! So, lately I’ve been on Youtube just browsing videos, and watching a bunch of dorky, gaming, funny, or just crazy videos. The other week, my sister asked me if I had seen Richard and Rolanda. I said, “No, I have not.” and she proceeded  to show me a video. Immediately, we fell in love with their videos! We watched videos over and over again, until we finished all of them. Good job, Alex and Roi, for these funny videos!

Here are two of my favorite videos: “Movin’ Like Richard,” and “As Long As You Love Me” (a Justin Boober, I MEAN BEIBER, parody video). Enjoy! xD ♥

Here is “Movin’ Like Richard,” to introduce you to Richard. ;D

And here is “As Long As You Love Me!” ♥ hehehe!

A stoner Gandalf?

Published May 2, 2013 by megawitch

ROFLMAO! Hello again. So, as I was on the computer, I heard my mom laughing, and if my mom’s laughing… you KNOW that it HAS to be good! So I came over, and to my surprise I see an old man dressed similar to Gandalf from LOTR! I ask my mom to restart the video. She did, and O… M… GEEEE!!! ROFLMAO! It was! Like I said, my mom knows what’s funny! The video is Willie Nelson “auditioning” to be Gandalf. A STONER GANDALF?!?!!! Hahahaha!!!

You GOTTA see this! ;D

You think he’d be a good Magneto? lol xD

Gollum, meet Harry!

Published May 2, 2013 by megawitch

Well, hello everyone! Today, after I got out of the shower, I heard a voice that sounded a bit like Gollum, but wasn’t sure. So, I went to the computer to see what my sisters were watching, when I realized, they were watching some dude making “Gollum-like” videos and parodies! Immediately I was in awe of the this guy! Video after video after video, again and again, my sisters and I just watched episodes! It was so interesting! hehehe

So, I like all of this guy’s videos, but this one video about Harry Potter and Gollum really intrigued me! I think I will share it with you! hehehe 😀

OMGEEEEEEEEEE!!! COMIC-CON!!!

Published April 28, 2013 by megawitch

Sqeeeeeeeeeeee!!! OMG, OMG, OMGEEEEE!!! Hello my fellow earth beings! *Raises hand like Spock* Hehe. So, today our mom and dad took my sisters and I to Comic-Con, and it was AMAZING!!! I don’t know were to begin! I suppose I’ll start with the very beginning.

Today I woke up and started getting ready for the Comic-Con Expo. Took the bus, then the train and then walked the rest of the way. When we arrived, we walked up several stairs, and around the buildings about 3 or 4 times trying to find a way to get in. When we finally did, the line-up was like a mile long! So we walked ALOT, but I guess we got a good workout. When we finally got in, we walked and looked around, and then went into one of the main buildings to get some food. Blah, blah, blah. Then we looked at some of the items and shops! xD

We took pictures of it, and I’m going to share it now! :3

First we went walking around the place trying to figure out where to go. It was really windy at first, but it got better! We were super-excited! ♥ Beana and I were even talking about an EPIC battle between Arthas Menethil, (the Lich King, from World of Warcraft); Sauron, from Lord of the Rings; and Ozzy Osbourne. Arthas comes into battle with Sauron, and they wield their swords at each other, saying: “There can only be ONE!” Then Ozzy comes in and yells: “I AM THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS!” When all of the sudden, they stop and hear a hissing sound: “Ssssssss. Sssssssss.” In comes Kia the Creeper (from Minecraft). They all stop and stare, then Kia goes BOOM! She explodes them all! Then I come in with my Death Knight gear and my pet Murky (Momo), who starts dancing. I start singing Oxhorn’s “ROFLMAO” as Murky Momo starts dancing the Baby Murloc Dance! Tehehe! Nerdy thoughts are epic! ♥

We saw people playing Quidditch, and the Sons of Fenrir. 😀 Nerds and Dorks FTW!!!

After we finally got to the Q&A’s with some of the cast from the X-Files (including Gillian Anderson, Mitch Pilleggi, and Robert Patrick), we got to hear their thoughts on the show, and it was EPIC! Gillian even admitted that she thought the episode “Home” was a bit creepy, and I agree! It was also a little bit funny, there were loads of good laughs! xD

After the Q&A’s, we went browsing around the shops. We found some pretty-awesome ones, like this super-cool Middle Ages Metal “Gear” shop! Trying on some of those items was really amazing, but some of the helmets were a little bit heavy on our heads, especially for my little sisters. xD

Then we looked at this T-Shirt shop, and I was torn between a Darkspear Troll banner shirt; a Big Bang Theory Sheldon shirt, “Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.”; a Nightmare Before Christmas Jack Skelington shirt; or a Dexter shirt. I went with the Dexter shirt. I really think he is a fabulous and neat monster! 😀

Then we hurried to get a drink, go to the bathroom, and get a signed photo from Gillian Anderson. She is an AWESOME person! When we were in the line, she started waving at my sisters and I, and saying “Hi!” to us. It was really cool. Then when we did get there, she signed the picture saying: “To the Lehmann girls – Nice to meet you guys. Gillian Anderson.” And we chatted a bit, she gave us all compliments, and then gave us each a BIG hug! She also gave us advice while we were walking back: “Stay in school, stay smart, and don’t do drugs!” then smiled. It was AMAZING!!! We told her we loved her and it felt great! 😀 ♥

We then managed to get to the downstairs and get our picture taken with the amazing, MARK SHEPPARD! Also known as Crowley, the devil from Supernatural! ♥ We got to hug him, and he was really nice! Words can’t explain how I felt. I almost passed out, and I seriously almost started crying. It was the best, strangest, interesting feeling! 😀

We proceeded to check out more cool areas and shops, as well as getting some food. Momo and Beana got a picture with one of the little “minions” from Despicable Me. It was cute! We got to an area full of card gamers playing MAGIC, the Gathering! hehehehehe! I feel at home in the card game world! Seeing all those other nerds was really cool! There weren’t many girl gamers there, but my mom, sisters and I were! >:3 Like my mom said: “Gamer Girls Rule!”

Then we went down the stairs to the pictures and waited in line, while in the line we saw Mr. Cool! hehe. Peter Dinklage. He was so awesome! He took a video of the line cheering, and my family and I were right in front of him! Yes, my friends, I guarantee that we are in that video! AWESOME! Then he waved at us, and Momo and Beana were screaming: “WOOHOO!” So he smiled at us. It was an epic feeling!

After that awesome encounter, we went to the line for a picture with… *drum roll* MISHA COLLINS! The angel Castiel, from Supernatural! ♥ We got to hug him as well. Before the picture, my sister, Momo, was a bit nervous, and asked me to ask for her if he could pick her up for the picture. So I did and he said: “Absolutely not, she is far too heavy for me!” Then proceeded to pick her up and smiled. It was super-awesome! I was so super-excited I had trouble smiling for the picture, and tried NOT to cry! It was AMAZING! He was soooooooo nice! Then my sisters and I went up to him after all his pictures were done and said: “Thank you, Misha!” ♥ He smiled and said “You’re welcome!” WONDERFULL and VERY-NICE! I, again, felt as if I was going to pass out. My knees and arms started feeling floppy and weak. Cool, amazing, and yet words cannot explain that feeling! ♥

Over all, it was an AMAZING day! But like all good things, they must come to an end… Yes, the day was over, and we were very sad to leave. 😦 But hey, a Picture with two epic actors, a signed picture from and epic actress, a picture of a really cool actor, and three great hugs from three great people, it was a GREAT day. We are so getting weekend passes for next year! hehe! I LOVE Comic-Con Expo! Thank you mom! Thank you dad! And thank you epic people and epic nerds/dorks! Nerds rule the world! NERDS AND DORKS FTW!